My children and their funny mouths

Zoya:
"Bethany smells like an old frozen bear. She hasn't had a bath in a million years."

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Wolfgang:
"You should never drink a huge bottle of Mountain Dew, Noah!"

Mom:
"Yeah, he would go right through the roof with caffeination!"

Wolfgang:
"He would be able to kill someone with a single punch!"

Mom:
"Not sure I like that idea, Wolf."

Wolfgang:
"It's just a figure of speech, mom."

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Zoya:
"Whoever invented blankees, I like that person."

:)